Where we relate the adventures of the Metz family as they depart the land of their birth and travel to New Zealand, there to make a home and hopeful of much joy and adventure.

What people are saying
“I forgot that you are capable of poetic sentimentality as most of the time you’re couched in dumb-assery.”
– F. Hirashima
“[W]e could all use some vicarious adventure these days.”
– K. heavy
“KIA KAHA”
– N. Orgain
“. . . I’m sure you’ll make lots of new sausage-eating friends.”
K. PORTMAN